porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

(via ace)

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

(via humoristics)

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

— (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via plagal)

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

(Source: katherinedeck, via pizzes)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via omegleofficial)

ravenbabe321:

lizdexia:

OH MY GOD LOOKIT YOUR LITTLE STUBS, KITTY, YOU BARELY KNOW WHAT THEY DO, YOU ARE SO CUTE I’M GONNA HAVE TO KISS YOUR TUMMY NOW

Damn that’s cute.

(via mysteriouswritergirl)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via awkwardvagina)

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

(via pizzes)

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

(via pizzes)

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

(via pizzes)

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

(via darnni)

moderatelyattractive:

Why does this wood have so many notes?

moderatelyattractive:

Why does this wood have so many notes?

(via informercials)

sadcoeur:

So this old picture from a photoshoot I had earlier this year sums up everything happening in America right now.

sadcoeur:

So this old picture from a photoshoot I had earlier this year sums up everything happening in America right now.

(via weloveblackgirls)